i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
