I don't think brook has ever known best
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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