you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
