Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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