All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
