I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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