My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
