4 words: hood of his car
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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