just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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