I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
