hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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