so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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