If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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