dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
