Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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