Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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