All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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