i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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