why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
