just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He felt like a one man threesome
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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