We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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