It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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