I think my fart just growled at me.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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