what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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