But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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