dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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