i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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