im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i believe in u and ur pee
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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