she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
only if we run a train.
done.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize