1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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