I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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