I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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