it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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