And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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