My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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