uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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