you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
third nipple confirmed
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
BRING THE BAGELS
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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