physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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