So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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