i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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