i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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