I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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