You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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