he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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