Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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