You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Randomize
