I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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