i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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