Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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