Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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