i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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