physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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