Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just pee around me
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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