I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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