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(313): View more from Michigan

"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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(714): View more from California

i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.

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(206): View more from Washington

ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer

(818): View more from California

oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint

(203): View more from Connecticut

i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.

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(214): View more from Texas

If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.

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(613): View more from Ontario

He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?

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